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I'm only attracted to men and women who can kick the shit out of me.

This ain't jazz rap, this that spazz rap.
This that raised by the internet aint had no dad rap.
Yo I'm good don't pass that
Hit me on my Snapchat
You might have to back back
cause your shit is mad whack

International Bamboozlers Union

Disney fan girls/boys are weird.

Like, I dig some Disney films but people who buy season passes to Disneyland and cosplay as Disney characters all the damn time give me the heebie-jeebies.

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING

If you can read this you are literate. So congrats I guess?

I live in a constant state of terror about the future.

Today was a good day. I ate Ikea swedish meatballs for freezies.

Young Dems are annoying, intraparty politics is annoying, sitting in a hot Unitarian Church is annoying. Can we start already? Jesus

So hungry. Spent too much on booze last night.

Ramen for breakfast? Ugh, okay then.

Let it go.

Tankies are about as bad as Nazis. The fact that they aren't racist doesn't really excuse the "mass murder" thing.

My mom has an okie accent and my dad is from the south but I grew up in Northern California. I would describe my accent as one of the kids from Talladega nights if he was surfer who listened to HiFi music. That's hella gnar, y'all

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
All the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth
And the hens lay soft boiled eggs