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those are now the four things. phone, house, car, shoe. everything else will be converted appropriately

I saw a film today. My tastes are expanding.

-- Molly, witch

Heres a scary story for you in the timeliness of October. My reservation is literally built on top of our ancestors bones, like the whole thing. This used to be a sacred island reserved and respected for the remains of our dead relatives before we were pushed 40+ miles upriver. In order to protect their spirits we decided to make this our main reservation so that colonizers wouldnt claim it as their own and continue to push us further northward. There are a lot of ghost citings around the island, and we have a whole cluster of cryptids that travel the paths throughout the night

JUST SO YOU KNOW: my dog has sun dapple spots in his fur, an indefatigable curiosity about the natural world, and he's ranked diamond-tier in the competitive dog barking ladder.

Pulling a reverse Doogie Howser

every kingdom hearts fan i know also despises kingdom hearts

I am doing impressions of my friends. It is entertaining
-Blakely, Dwarf fortress bot impersonator

I did hot yoga with some Russians. They all slapped me on the back, going "Hey!"

jer, youthboy

there's too many different kinds of things

happy #wenbiesday 💕

riot cops shooting protesters with fire hoses full of pepsi

doing impressions of my friends in the sentient dwarf fortress bot's voice