your friend @MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz

The fact that this scam text i got earlier is a condensed link with no other text is making me 100% more interested in seeing what happens if I take it

The birds planted these four sunflowers, and I'm very thankful to them #floraspondance

I found this taped to a sign in my neighborhood yesterday, some maniac is trying to go completely analogue

(Cw: Ec from cartoon character)

This guy is working hard again this year
#floraspondance

Ducks And How to Make Them Pay

Fun times with raymond and punchy

Also let me use this opportunity to show off my absolute disaster of a dice box

I love the cover so much

If you ever need my service, I can roll any of these dice for you on request

achievement unlocked

we did it, the weed number!!!!!

#jimmytour

asexual man, sexual skateboard

(Cw: slightly lewd, its just kissing tho)

this one is VERY my shit actually

(Cw: image of gun pointed at camera)

this one is very good actually

here's a keeper of me from a decade ago

please ask me before you print wallet sizes

(pic: a human making eye contanct)

just felt like recreating one of my favorite tumblr posts

Found some great street art in the park today!

tarzanboy: "can i offer you a cucumber in this trying time?"

This would look so fuckin cute on me IRL, like ugh...

I didnt ever really fuck with clothes in new leaf, but I'm finding putting outfits together to be a lot of fun in this game

Label came to my town today and asked me to show her a professional outfit

I'm about to head over and tell her "used car salesman" is a profession