i found this between the shelves down at the public library
@MrJimmy *definitely* a dildo
@MrJimmy perhaps cast directly from Mr. Siddon's dick and balls
@MrJimmy I want this book
@MrJimmy a gun
@MrJimmy what the fuck there's no way. please tell me you made this yourself
@MrJimmy oh my god i am so thrilled
@MrJimmy whisky, sorry, I drank it
@MrJimmy i think the answer is clearly inferrable from the name of the author
@MrJimmy whatever is going on here, I'm in favor of it
@MrJimmy eduard siddon.
@MrJimmy you were this close to finding the elusive figure
@MrJimmy publisher sneaking out advance copies like this, swear to christ
@MrJimmy Looks like it might be a book. A fully manual carbon negative reading material.
That's a big help, thanks
@MrJimmy Does it have a title?
@MrJimmy looks dangerous. do you know how to use one of those?
I always thought I wouldnt have to
@MrJimmy gotta make sure words are loaded in the chamber, and the safety is off. steady your hand and you'll blow someone's mind.
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