ancient piggo's acct @MightyPork@mastodon.xyz

dig this new Twidere feature "split timeline"

The biggest threat is now exempt because 💰

Laptop ban lifted on Emirates flights - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-40504049

Morning! Feel kinda like shit but maybe coffee will solve that...
I still have that stupid cold 😪

k now I have modded Skyrim AND Fallout3

dopiči zase odstávka teplý vody

Did you know: I'm really bad at serving beer #tmituesday

Stale bacon. This travesty shouldn't have happened

Spotted a utterly wrecked bed on the street when going for lunch today and wanted to take a pic of it on my way back and toot it captioned "wild sex", but forgot, so now you have to imagine it instead. Sorry to have let y'all down

We may need a new name for the "internet box"

Can't remember when I last used my phone for calling or composing a text message

"Today I don't feel like doing anything" is my office soundtrack

Curling but with a 12V car battery

office jokes

ohfuck we have two national holidays now and the shops will be closed. Will have to raid the supermarket tonight

not quite an archmage but close enough

(( You can't even imagine the power I wield ))
*blasts a 0.5 x 0.5 cm piece of silicon to pieces*

This part of the job is kinda fun

*casually sends a 90 A spike through a mosfet*

Idea: toot more

Tusky:master is very broken, but it has working notifications so that's a way forward