Hello world! Microsoft is now on Mastodon and horny.
@Microsoft Ah shit. Here come all the socially-transmitted diseases...
@Microsoft Are you saying Microsoft is getting Macrohard af?
@Microsoft is that why Windows always goes down on me?
@Microsoft I see an incoming cease & desist
@Microsoft oh f* it, have your favourite star, as they say on Reddit.
@Microsoft "i want to fill up your hard drive"
@Microsoft Power my Points daddy uwu
@Microsoft seems legit
Typical disingenuous marketing. If you were really horny, you wouldn't be micro *or* soft, now would you?
@Microsoft Show us your bloatware!
@Microsoft Who isn't?
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