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Hello world! Microsoft is now on Mastodon and horny.

@Microsoft Ah shit. Here come all the socially-transmitted diseases...

@Microsoft Are you saying Microsoft is getting Macrohard af?

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Typical disingenuous marketing. If you were really horny, you wouldn't be micro *or* soft, now would you?

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