Louisa @Louisa@mastodon.xyz
- Pronouns
- She/her
- I'm 42! So if you follow
- You should be 18+
- No debates
- About anyone's rights
- You! What day is this?
- Today? Why it's Christmas Day!
An undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about me
She/her
"Here's some jokes that I made, that you'll like" -Me
Joined Dec 2017
Dream
I dreamt that someone who used to be here was doing stand-up comedy in a train station
Their main bit was how it's impossible to get those flavor powders to dissolve in water and the audience loved it
Drank a cup of brain poison*, and now we wait
*Zzzquil
A new type of guy, a type of guy who invented Texas toast
Dragon Quest XI
What's with that sad mermaid love story though
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if you're gonna be gross and not cw, imma mute you
Me: haha I have a great idea for a post, as soon as I finish catching up on the TL
Me: wait what was that idea again
Me: what idea
Grammar gripe
I hate the word addicting, I will never stop using addictive
Every blog recipe for junk food says "it's sooooo addicting!" and I always hear it in a Kim Kardashian voice, addic-TEEEEENG
Everyone's making me crave Steak n' Shake
I want it to still be like 4am and I'm curled up in bed with cartoon Zs coming out of my mouth
Waking up late with a headache, but still without getting enough sleep: how are my friends doing
Everyone: BAD
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Toffee
I'm going to make cookies with toffee bits, so today I made the toffee bits
The subtext of everything I do now is "but could a depressed person do THIS"
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i love being a princess in an early 3d videogame. time to put on my pink ballgown and start another day of fulfilling my royal obligations (standing motionless at the geographical centre of my incredibly ugly and featureless grey fortress)
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Raspberry mustard
My mustard seeds arrived, it's happening 🎉
I used @Pixley 's recipe https://toomanycooks.social/@Pixley/104252953414859849
The only change was homemade raspberry cordial (fresh raspberries, sugar, vinegar) that I made back in September in place of the wine/beer/water liquid
I'll see how it's doing in a couple of days
The only TikToks I see come to me the way the universe intended: on Discord, my brother sends me a link to them on Twitter
https://twitter.com/Peter_Fries/status/1347402323950145537?s=09
Louisa
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some of you spend too much time thinking about video games and not enough time thinking about video dames
When I play video games real late I always have to turn the sound way down shhhhh don't tell Louisa
Louisa
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@breakfastgolem @healyn malt drink for popes
- Pronouns
- She/her
- I'm 42! So if you follow
- You should be 18+
- No debates
- About anyone's rights
- You! What day is this?
- Today? Why it's Christmas Day!
An undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about me
She/her
"Here's some jokes that I made, that you'll like" -Me
Joined Dec 2017
