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Stevie Nicks please just take me away from all of this on a cloud of luxurious rock vocals and gossamer shawls

Gotta remember to buy frozen puff pastry at the store tomorrow, I'd make my own but I don't hate myself THAT much

I wish I could meet a person who is emotionally healthy and mostly happy and I want to suck their blood.

One of the most endearing things about humanity is that every generation of teens thinks they invented sex

Scaredy Cat is a comic about a kitten going on a Halloween adventure! Itโ€™s one of my favorites for this holiday.

I hate this one very much, the perspective and details are awful, but no turning back

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October prompt doodles 

Number four: Multiple Identities

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HATE when a wandering adventurer marauds through my forest and strikes me bodily with a greatsword, turning me instantly into a perfectly cooked joint of beef

If you like comics this is your chance to join in and tell me I'm right

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No reason to pretend 8 metal limbs means octopus, right? You already have a spider theme, and as far as I can tell at least 50% of the population is some kind of Spider-Man

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Gosh, I guess what I mean to say is, the 40 hour work week is a form of terrorism.

Hey how come Doc Ock wasn't called like, the Cyber Spider


My Popeye's is on the way ๐Ÿ—๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ—๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ—๐ŸŽ‰

this is the last meme i boosted but edited in a way relatable to me

I'm the world's premiere authority on finding songs with the right number of syllables to say something unimportant ๐Ÿ’ฏ

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