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Here are some candy hearts written by the neural net GPT-2. It's one of the most powerful text-generating neural nets out there, but I don't think it really knows what is expected of a candy heart.
aiweirdness.com/post/190825122

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folks, it's time

today is
-friday
-valentine's day
-opening day for the Sonic movie

there will never be a better time to use these images ever again

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as a rule I don't consume media with titles like "the frothed doil" or "the drawings of mrs. belvedere." i only watch shit that's like "big boysenberry hits the whoa" and "Suspicion."

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Whether I've been single or not I've always thought of Valentine's Day as separate from romance, because telling people in a relationship "today's the day you feel romantic" is like picking one day to be everyone's birthday

So I hope you'll enjoy the love and friendship in your life today, and do something nice for a partner or yourself πŸ’Œ

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Lifetime movie spoilers 

I'll never stop listening to Spotify's suggestions because they just made me aware of a Macklemore song featuring Idris Elba as a dance Dracula(?)

youtu.be/Z9LAzNMn8Ow

Good news, you can watch the first 15 seconds and see his whole appearance in the video

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Me to people who return to Mastodon whenever Twitter fucks up somehow

Gotta wait for everyone to wake up before I post anything good

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@Louisa
Only reapers reaping early
In among the bearded barley
Hear a song that echoes cheerly:
Somebody told me once and clearly
The world was going to roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool, she said
Among the tools within the shed
Fingers held on her forehead
The shape of an L made drolly

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Whether I've been single or not I've always thought of Valentine's Day as separate from romance, because telling people in a relationship "today's the day you feel romantic" is like picking one day to be everyone's birthday

So I hope you'll enjoy the love and friendship in your life today, and do something nice for a partner or yourself πŸ’Œ

Happy Valentine's Day, friends!!

β€οΈπŸ’•β€οΈπŸ’•β€οΈπŸ’•β€οΈπŸ’•β€οΈπŸ’•

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Imagine if the wigs judges wear had been updated as wig technology improved like you're in court for a parking ticket and it looks like a fucking hair metal cover band

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! y'all!!!! exciting old cookbook news!!!!!!!

the university of san antonio has digitized their collection of early mexican and mexican-american cookbooks and put them up for people to freely access!!! going back to handwritten recipe books from 1789!!!!!

smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/ is an article about it, digital.utsa.edu/digital/colle is a direct link to the oldest manuscript, same as pictured below!

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Hey now
You're a sports bar
Got the game on
Hot wings

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