@Taweret Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Then you say "you really need the lights off to get the full experience", then around the mashed potato scene you're like "ehh this is kind of boring, sorry... hey I bet you're tense from all that interplanetary travel, let me massage your shoulders", and see where it goes
@Taweret I'm laughing my ass off thinking about trying to seduce an alien, which in my mind looks exactly like one of the 3 foot tall rubber greys from Spirit Halloween
@Louisa even if that's what they look like, if they landed people would still compete to see who could be the first to fuck one
@Taweret lol you're right
@Louisa and you won't be able to google anything without seeing alien porn
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