Me: yeah when I was a kid I thought about doing something with animals when I grew up

Also me: we don't need sloths, a lot of fish are gross, we don't need bugs except for bees, get rid of all amphibians and reptiles

Yeah I like animals [puts mouse poison on my shopping list]

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I guess I just like dogs, cats are N/A because of my severe allergy, but dogs are great

I read this and thought "Wait. Don't they have shots for cat allergies these days?"

I googled it, and sure enough.

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