This can of deviled ham tells me it's great in tacos, quesadillas, and salads, and I'm not sure any of that is true
@jackdaw_ruiz "splorch some gobs of this stuff right on top of your Caesar, I don't give a fuck!" —The Devil
assembling all the ingredients to bake a chocolate cake on my counter. but it feels like something is missing.
from behind me the lid of the ham can opens and closes like a tiny mouth, saying "wouldst thou like to live deliciously?"
Who can make a taco
Quesadilla too
Into something special?
Who?
The deviled ham can
@Louisa eat the Ham, Louisa
@finn I'm eating it the way nature intended, on white toast with yellow mustard
@Louisa wrap an entire taco shell around that Ham
@breakfastgolem @Louisa sliding the Ham out of the can whole and biting into it like an apple
@finn @breakfastgolem @Louisa listening to that sensuous shlorp
@Louisa
when people said the devil is the author of all lies, they specifically meant that deviled ham can.