This can of deviled ham tells me it's great in tacos, quesadillas, and salads, and I'm not sure any of that is true


when people said the devil is the author of all lies, they specifically meant that deviled ham can.

@jackdaw_ruiz "splorch some gobs of this stuff right on top of your Caesar, I don't give a fuck!" —The Devil


assembling all the ingredients to bake a chocolate cake on my counter. but it feels like something is missing.

from behind me the lid of the ham can opens and closes like a tiny mouth, saying "wouldst thou like to live deliciously?"

@jackdaw_ruiz @Louisa

Who can make a taco
Quesadilla too
Into something special?
The deviled ham can

@finn I'm eating it the way nature intended, on white toast with yellow mustard

@Louisa wrap an entire taco shell around that Ham

@breakfastgolem @Louisa sliding the Ham out of the can whole and biting into it like an apple

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