This can of deviled ham tells me it's great in tacos, quesadillas, and salads, and I'm not sure any of that is true
when people said the devil is the author of all lies, they specifically meant that deviled ham can.
@jackdaw_ruiz "splorch some gobs of this stuff right on top of your Caesar, I don't give a fuck!" —The Devil
assembling all the ingredients to bake a chocolate cake on my counter. but it feels like something is missing.
from behind me the lid of the ham can opens and closes like a tiny mouth, saying "wouldst thou like to live deliciously?"
@Louisa eat the Ham, Louisa
@finn I'm eating it the way nature intended, on white toast with yellow mustard
@Louisa wrap an entire taco shell around that Ham
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