If you make a post inspired by one of my posts, I steal a piece of your soul and grow stronger
@Louisa it's fine
@Louisa Good thing we never interact
@breakfastgolem who is this man
@Louisa @breakfastgolem ma'am, is this guy bothering you?
@breakfastgolem @ItsJenNotGabby yes thank you, I've never seen him before in my life
@Louisa @ItsJenNotGabby this is bullshiy
i invited you to my WEDDING
you sang a SONG and got TRASHED
>:|
@breakfastgolem @ItsJenNotGabby YOU TOLD ME YOU LIKED BON JOVI
@breakfastgolem @Louisa sir, Im gonna need you to CALM DOWN, and come with me 
@Louisa @breakfastgolem I'll take care of this, m'lady
My morningCrew toot was 100% because I saw yours. 😆
@PostMasterGeneral enjoy being a husk!
I have been, thank you!
@Louisa My Disney post was because of your image caption, please, my soul is too weak
@touk I knew it, my power grows ever greater
@Louisa *shriveling to dust as I type* Anybody ever see Mulan 2? Any good? Worth watching?
@touk I seal you into one of those big puffy VHS cases that doesn't fit in with the rest of your tape library
@Louisa Louisa the Soul Gestalt
@finn the term Captum Animus, is thrown around a lot these days,
@Louisa You should pin this 😂
@deneb good point
@Louisa haha joke's on you I don't have one
@infernusgoatus you'll have to mail me some of your blood then
@Louisa this is gonna go over real well at the post office
@infernusgoatus tell them it's for me, they'll be cool
@Louisa 1st day pomf pomf
3rd day on Mastodon: death threats
@lewdthewides @Louisa lol she didnt like my joke and blocked me ah well
@Louisa@mastodon.xyz louisa jr and u are a perpetual clout machine this is a joke, but also it's tru
@Vikulla thank you 😁
@Louisa shit