I could write an epic poem that would fill the hearts and level the knees of every person on the planet and I would *still* be all like "god dammit I should have learned to draw or play guitar, that shit is cool"

@derek Me: *Actually completes
a task*
My brain: Why the fuck aren't you learning another language yet.


@gekko @derek [carving linoleum for 4 hours] can you imagine if I could SING

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