Talking about food the way techbros talk about tech 

You: I love Campbell's chicken soup

Me, parachuting into your mentions: make your own soup, it's not hard

You: I don't want to

Me: you just need chicken wings, carrots, celery, onions, garlic— put it all in your slow cooker

You: I don't have one

Me: you need one! A good one is only about $100

You: I just want Campbell's

Me: uh, ok, but you really don't know what goes into it, it's not safe. Don't complain when you get sick

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Talking about food the way techbros talk about tech 

You: I'm just going to buy the soup I like

A second rando in your mentions: @.Louisa chicken wings? Do you get good results? I've always preferred to use a whole chicken carcass @.you

Me: @.rando2 yeah I like the wings better for a cleaner flavor and it makes economic sense a lot of the time @.you

Rando2: @.Louisa what if we could bulk-buy wings and share them, reducing costs further @.you

You: untag me please

Talking about food the way techbros talk about tech 

@Louisa then they fight for 18 hours about chicken noodle vs chicken and dumplings, still tagging you in every single one

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