Talking about food the way techbros talk about tech
You: I love Campbell's chicken soup
Me, parachuting into your mentions: make your own soup, it's not hard
You: I don't want to
Me: you just need chicken wings, carrots, celery, onions, garlic— put it all in your slow cooker
You: I don't have one
Me: you need one! A good one is only about $100
You: I just want Campbell's
Me: uh, ok, but you really don't know what goes into it, it's not safe. Don't complain when you get sick
Talking about food the way techbros talk about tech
You: I'm just going to buy the soup I like
A second rando in your mentions: @.Louisa chicken wings? Do you get good results? I've always preferred to use a whole chicken carcass @.you
Me: @.rando2 yeah I like the wings better for a cleaner flavor and it makes economic sense a lot of the time @.you
Rando2: @.Louisa what if we could bulk-buy wings and share them, reducing costs further @.you
You: untag me please
Talking about food the way techbros talk about tech
@Louisa then they fight for 18 hours about chicken noodle vs chicken and dumplings, still tagging you in every single one