Me: I'm going to cut this recipe quantity in half
Every recipe: 3 egg yolks
@Louisa 😩 too real
@Louisa every time.
@Louisa omg just hardboil an egg and cut it in half
@Wknwkn this is the kind of outside the box thinking that will revolutionize the sauce industry
@Louisa add two yolks and then either one lk or one yo
@gnomon now we're galaxy brain
@Louisa just get the scissors
@actualgarbage oh no solving this problem is creating additional problems
@Louisa hmm try a cheese grater, see if that does it
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