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If you say "wow, remember THIS?! I feel so old" and it's something only as far back as when I was in high school, I get to shoot you out of a cannon

@Louisa Back when I was whippier and snappier I worked with a guy who'd tell various personal war stories. I'd answer "Oh yeah, I remember that."

Beat.

"We studied that in school."

After the first few times, he'd start to visibly cringe during that beat....

He's having his revenge now. It's been done to me.

@Louisa If you say "Oh yeah I was really into [thing] when I was a kid" and it turns out you're like 19 years old, I get to shoot you out of a cannon

@Louisa @ItsTheManOnTheMoon Remember the Nintendo Direct where they announced Sans Undertale? I feel So OLD!

@Louisa @ItsTheManOnTheMoon my favorite album from high school definitely did not have its 25th anniversary this year

@BDA @ItsTheManOnTheMoon I definitely don't have any friends here who were born after I graduated

@Louisa if you say anything, I get to shoot you out of a cannon

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