Waluigi's dick looks like a crinkle cut french fry, and you can take that to the bank
@Louisa I take it back, don't boost the hits
@SanfordianPhil @Louisa I've never seen the ENTIRE monkey's paw curl at the same time
@nsmckinnon @Louisa it was quick and it was ruthless
@SanfordianPhil @Louisa the TL: "toot anything Louisa :3"
Louisa, boosting toots about Waluigi's dick and roasting avocados: "THEN PERISH"
@nsmckinnon @SanfordianPhil lmao everyone shut up, I don't deserve this
@Louisa @nsmckinnon roasting avocados is fine
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@SanfordianPhil @Louisa OH MY GOD DO I SINGLE-HANDEDLY HAVE TO FIX YOU GRINGOS ON THE SUBJECT OF AVOCADOS
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@nsmckinnon @Louisa food can be prepared however you want there are no rules
@SanfordianPhil @Louisa it's not even that I disagree with this, huge fan of preparing food in nontraditional ways here
it's more that given what avocados are made of, roasting them makes negative sense
@nsmckinnon @Louisa hmmm I've had warm avocados is there something about heating them that messes them like... chemically?
@SanfordianPhil @Louisa warm avocado is fine, I grew up eating a couple slices with a lot of meals, but sticking an avocado in the oven is roughly the vegan equivalent of trying to roast cream cheese
@nsmckinnon @SanfordianPhil you say this like it's not EXACTLY HOW YOU MAKE STUFFED MUSHROOMS
@Louisa @SanfordianPhil the cream cheese goes IN the mushrooms, though, you don't just put a fuckin block of neufchatel in there and crank it to 400
@nsmckinnon @SanfordianPhil maybe YOU don't
@Louisa @SanfordianPhil right, because I'm not trying to get myself called to the Hague for crimes against humanity
@nsmckinnon @SanfordianPhil my parents are not good cooks but I always liked the mushroom caps with cream cheese, bacon and scallions in them they made for parties, the browned top of the cream cheese is very good
@Louisa @SanfordianPhil I think the fact that the cream cheese is contained within the mushroom is important to how it cooks
but I agree that the metaphor isn't 100% bang-on, it's just that it's the closest thing I can think of in terms of "mostly fat, creamy texture, should remain cool"
@nsmckinnon @SanfordianPhil I don't disagree, I just LIKE disagreeing
@Louisa @SanfordianPhil makes two of us, poor Phil is now in my usual spot of being caught between two decided contrarians
@nsmckinnon @SanfordianPhil *Phil voice* I'm just here to have fun
@Louisa @nsmckinnon I'm just already happy to be here
@Louisa @nsmckinnon also stop stating up later than me Louisa you wake up earlier
@SanfordianPhil @nsmckinnon I'm here for a good time not for a long time, Phil
@Louisa @nsmckinnon I, for one, enjoy sleep Louisa
@SanfordianPhil @nsmckinnon me too, but then I miss stuff, that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
@Louisa @nsmckinnon ah, true. It's just weird to me to see notifications from *you* after *I* go to bed
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