Waluigi's dick looks like a crinkle cut french fry, and you can take that to the bank

@SanfordianPhil @Louisa the TL: "toot anything Louisa :3"

Louisa, boosting toots about Waluigi's dick and roasting avocados: "THEN PERISH"

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@Louisa @nsmckinnon also stop stating up later than me Louisa you wake up earlier

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@nsmckinnon @SanfordianPhil *whispering* watch this, Phil

Uh Noah did you know you can make pudding by mixing avocado with cocoa powder and sugar

@Louisa @SanfordianPhil yes, I did, and given what they're made of, THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE

so does baking them into brownies, which you can also do with a few more ingredients

what you cannot do is roast a plain avocado

@nsmckinnon @SanfordianPhil oh, can't I? I think you'll fine I can, and it's bad 😌

@SanfordianPhil @Louisa @nsmckinnon

Like, getting Jeffrey Ross to tell some offensive, yet vaguely affectionate jokes about the avacado?

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