@Absolutely_BlakelyMe, with the mental acuity of a baby bird in a wildlife sanctuary being fed by a puppet, when I see the word "Healyn" in your display name: this is Healyn
@Louisa i AM NOT HEALYN DANGIT
@Absolutely_Blakely @Louisa ha ha, what a story, Healyn
@larrydavis @Absolutely_Blakely Larry please see if you can find out why Healyn is yelling at me
@Louisa @larrydavis if i were healyn, could i do THIS *wears normal-sized shirt*
@Absolutely_Blakely @larrydavis damn, nuked from orbit
@Louisa @Absolutely_Blakely @larrydavis healyn, coming back to life after being murdered for the 50,000th time: dangit
@Louisa @Absolutely_Blakely omg I did the same thing when they replied to me earlier today
@Louisa @Absolutely_Blakely ooooh, of COURSE! it all makes sense now. the only person who can’t become a child of healyn is healyn. so when they said healyn is not their dad, they’re actually saying that they are, in fact, healyn!
@JohnBrownJr @Louisa @Absolutely_Blakely nah he could just pull a garf and give birth to himself
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