A coworker just arrived and we both said
"How are you?"
in perfect unison, so now I have to quit
@Louisa cursed as hell
@r00t I'm just going to abandon everything and walk into the woods
@Louisa I entertain the thought of walking to, and then into the sea daily. So peaceful.
@r00t no! Live in a lighthouse instead, that sounds wonderful
@Louisa oh god, that sounds amazing. you can come visit and move the light around!
@Louisa completely understandable, we'll miss you
@tessaracked goodbye, I love you,
-sent from burner phone
@Louisa You both need to fight to the death now and the winner gets a promotion
@moth luckily I studied the blade
@Louisa is this that 'synergy' thing middle managers keep babbling about?
@somarasu the hive mind operates at peak efficiency
@Louisa Good luck with the job search!
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