1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊
3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him
@Louisa right? Everything is here. Beautiful mind-boggling chaos.
7th Day: gonna get that 🅱️ig🅱️oot
@pig this still makes me laugh
@pig hmm, STILL makes me laugh
@Louisa do you want me to boost the original? I will, I've seen me do it
@pig lol it doesn't matter, it can't get worse, right... right
@Louisa [Louisa standing in her fully-on-fire mentions] this is fine
@pig absolutely still makes me laugh
@pig the one constant in the universe
@pig will the circle be unbroken
@Louisa it's good to have something to count on in this mixed up world
Day Five: Wow, The Pacific Northwest is big! And cold! I wonder if they sell monkey suits on Amazon.
Animated GIF, or you are making it up!! And his name is Sasquatch!
Pretty accurate with the mastodon experience.
@Senjuana @Louisa 1st day: oh everyone is sophisticated and nice, no trolls... 1 week - suspending birdsite account. 2 weeks: admin-"tooting I hate straight people is perfectly acceptable if you are gay and if such account is reported the account of the person reporting this will be blocked", er OK I guess. month: me tooting that the death of a former president at 94 is no tragedy. Receiving a cloud of admin's halitosis and account suspension for not following community rules. Reviving Twitter..
@Louisa wow you're right there was a considerable amount of cat posts when I first started using Mastodon lol
@Louisa Hi welcome to the club!
@Louisa oh thank god so I can just skip the niceties, when we gonna fuck bigfoot y'all?? is mothman invited???
>Not saying you'll find and fuck bigfoot on your first day
Bigfoot would and WILL happily fuck you, they’re just shy and get lost easily and that’s
@Ophillous NO!!! I'M HOLDING A MIRROR UP TO SOCIETY
@Louisa YOU :clap: CAN’T :clap: STOP :clap: THE :clap: BIGFOOT :clap: HORNT :clap:
FUCK :clap: THAT :clap: BIGFOOT :clap:
@Louisa you boosted it yourself, why are you yelling at me for doing it
@pig I am trying to brag to my friends who just got here, thank you
@Louisa 3 days is a new record.
@Louisa excellent Intro. 🤣
@Louisa i think my first post ever was simply "dracula's dick"
@cat you were ahead of the game
@laser thank u this is very good
This stands as the classic "Welcome To Mastodon" post.
@erosdiscordia apparently! I still don't know why
@Louisa hi louisa! just thought everyone should see this again!
@007 we're not friends anymore
@007 don't make me tap the sign
@Louisa i don't know what you're talking about 😇
@Louisa really helps a spectrophiliac like me fit right in
@Louisa I hear some folks wait until after receiving their "Conquest of Bread" epub to go chasing Primal Dad Energy.
@Louisa Lou, this is evergreen content
@zenhob god DAMNIT Zack
@Louisa lol uh oh now I can find this one here this is dangerous
@Louisa I'm interested in Bigfoot art, fuck architecture and finding cats
@Louisa This post makes me wish I could like and boost stuff twice.
@inkblot_sandwiches thank you 😁
I love that mastodon is where I can be as weird as I am around my friends whereas I feel like other social media can't be as weird
@Louisa 6th day: do you think bigfoot has a feet fetish or a feet fetishist fetish??
@Louisa go off queen
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