1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! ๐Ÿ˜Š

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

@Louisa right? Everything is here. Beautiful mind-boggling chaos.

7th Day: gonna get that ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธig๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธoot :winky:

@Louisa do you want me to boost the original? I will, I've seen me do it

@pig lol it doesn't matter, it can't get worse, right... right

@Louisa [Louisa standing in her fully-on-fire mentions] this is fine

@Louisa it's good to have something to count on in this mixed up world

Day Five: Wow, The Pacific Northwest is big! And cold! I wonder if they sell monkey suits on Amazon.

Animated GIF, or you are making it up!! And his name is Sasquatch!

@Senjuana @Louisa 1st day: oh everyone is sophisticated and nice, no trolls... 1 week - suspending birdsite account. 2 weeks: admin-"tooting I hate straight people is perfectly acceptable if you are gay and if such account is reported the account of the person reporting this will be blocked", er OK I guess. month: me tooting that the death of a former president at 94 is no tragedy. Receiving a cloud of admin's halitosis and account suspension for not following community rules. Reviving Twitter..

@Louisa wow you're right there was a considerable amount of cat posts when I first started using Mastodon lol

@Louisa oh thank god so I can just skip the niceties, when we gonna fuck bigfoot y'all?? is mothman invited???

>Not saying you'll find and fuck bigfoot on your first day

@Louisa :valid: :valid: :valid:

Bigfoot would and WILL happily fuck you, theyโ€™re just shy and get lost easily and thatโ€™s :valid:

@Louisa YOU :clap: CANโ€™T :clap: STOP :clap: THE :clap: BIGFOOT :clap: HORNT :clap:

FUCK :clap: THAT :clap: BIGFOOT :clap:

@Louisa you boosted it yourself, why are you yelling at me for doing it

@Quixote171 @pig @Louisa Never saw this one. Iโ€™m learning so much more about you Louisa.

@Louisa @Thomas @pig

Listen, there's no shame in it. Fuck Bigfoot.
That's your brand now. Lean into it.

@Quixote171 @Thomas @pig I can't hear you I've never thought about sex in my life

@Louisa @Thomas @pig
Says the women who bullied at least four (4) men into posting shirtless selfies last night.

(That's only four (4) that I know of. Could be twenty (20)!)

@Louisa @Thomas @pig

Well, I won't stand for it, unless you tell me too, in which case, I will because you're a hundred percent in charge. Here's my lunch money and an apple that I was saving for a snack later

@Quixote171 @Thomas @pig that's more like it, I'm gonna whip this apple at a cop car

@Louisa @Thomas @pig
That is fair and just, and what that cop likely deserves

@pig I am trying to brag to my friends who just got here, thank you

@Louisa @Gargron I would not really dare to call this a positive development๐Ÿ˜

@Louisa boosted for the benefit of pals i just got to join ๐Ÿ˜‚ cc @mitten

@Louisa i think my first post ever was simply "dracula's dick"

@Louisa hi louisa! just thought everyone should see this again!

@Louisa i don't know what you're talking about ๐Ÿ˜‡

@Louisa I hear some folks wait until after receiving their "Conquest of Bread" epub to go chasing Primal Dad Energy.

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