1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

@Louisa right? Everything is here. Beautiful mind-boggling chaos.

@Louisa do you want me to boost the original? I will, I've seen me do it

@pig lol it doesn't matter, it can't get worse, right... right

@Louisa [Louisa standing in her fully-on-fire mentions] this is fine

@Louisa it's good to have something to count on in this mixed up world

Day Five: Wow, The Pacific Northwest is big! And cold! I wonder if they sell monkey suits on Amazon.

Animated GIF, or you are making it up!! And his name is Sasquatch!

@Senjuana @Louisa 1st day: oh everyone is sophisticated and nice, no trolls... 1 week - suspending birdsite account. 2 weeks: admin-"tooting I hate straight people is perfectly acceptable if you are gay and if such account is reported the account of the person reporting this will be blocked", er OK I guess. month: me tooting that the death of a former president at 94 is no tragedy. Receiving a cloud of admin's halitosis and account suspension for not following community rules. Reviving Twitter..

@Louisa wow you're right there was a considerable amount of cat posts when I first started using Mastodon lol

@Louisa oh thank god so I can just skip the niceties, when we gonna fuck bigfoot y'all?? is mothman invited???

>Not saying you'll find and fuck bigfoot on your first day

@Louisa :valid: :valid: :valid:

Bigfoot would and WILL happily fuck you, they’re just shy and get lost easily and that’s :valid:

@Louisa YOU :clap: CAN’T :clap: STOP :clap: THE :clap: BIGFOOT :clap: HORNT :clap:

FUCK :clap: THAT :clap: BIGFOOT :clap:

@Louisa you boosted it yourself, why are you yelling at me for doing it

@pig I am trying to brag to my friends who just got here, thank you

@Louisa @Gargron I would not really dare to call this a positive development😁

@Louisa boosted for the benefit of pals i just got to join 😂 cc @mitten

@Louisa i think my first post ever was simply "dracula's dick"

@Louisa I hear some folks wait until after receiving their "Conquest of Bread" epub to go chasing Primal Dad Energy.

@Louisa I'm interested in Bigfoot art, fuck architecture and finding cats

@Louisa This post makes me wish I could like and boost stuff twice.

I love that mastodon is where I can be as weird as I am around my friends whereas I feel like other social media can't be as weird

@Louisa 6th day: do you think bigfoot has a feet fetish or a feet fetishist fetish??

@Louisa I'd check to see if one of the 200 replies already said this but 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

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