1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

@Louisa right? Everything is here. Beautiful mind-boggling chaos.

7th Day: gonna get that 🅱️ig🅱️oot :winky:

Day Five: Wow, The Pacific Northwest is big! And cold! I wonder if they sell monkey suits on Amazon.

Animated GIF, or you are making it up!! And his name is Sasquatch!

@Senjuana @Louisa 1st day: oh everyone is sophisticated and nice, no trolls... 1 week - suspending birdsite account. 2 weeks: admin-"tooting I hate straight people is perfectly acceptable if you are gay and if such account is reported the account of the person reporting this will be blocked", er OK I guess. month: me tooting that the death of a former president at 94 is no tragedy. Receiving a cloud of admin's halitosis and account suspension for not following community rules. Reviving Twitter..

@Louisa wow you're right there was a considerable amount of cat posts when I first started using Mastodon lol

@Louisa oh thank god so I can just skip the niceties, when we gonna fuck bigfoot y'all?? is mothman invited???

>Not saying you'll find and fuck bigfoot on your first day

@Louisa you boosted it yourself, why are you yelling at me for doing it

@pig @Louisa
I just boosted it again too.
Never let it die.

@Quixote171 @pig @Louisa Never saw this one. I’m learning so much more about you Louisa.

@Slipperywerm @Thomas @Louisa @pig
Don't try to cover for her. The only Bigfoot *you* want to fuck is the monster truck.

@Slipperywerm @JohnBrownJr @Quixote171 @Thomas @pig hey, quit trying to steal my valor, all my toots spring fully-formed from my terrible brain

@Slipperywerm @Louisa @JohnBrownJr @Thomas @pig

I mean, I wouldn't go so far as to call it a kink.

Yes, I would fuck Bigfoot, if they were into it, but wouldn't call it a kink.

@Thomas @pig @Slipperywerm @Louisa @JohnBrownJr

Sometimes the world isn't ready for innovative thoughts and ideas.

@Louisa @Thomas @pig @Slipperywerm @JohnBrownJr

I just want to thank you all for the favs - you're really blasting those thick dopamine ropes all up in the moist nooks and crannies of my, oh so open for you, brain.

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@pig @Slipperywerm @Louisa @JohnBrownJr @Quixote171 am I actively trying to fuck a Sasquatch? No, that would be absurd. Would I fuck a Sasquatch that was goin? I’m not going to dismiss the idea out of hand.

@Quixote171 @Thomas @pig @Slipperywerm @JohnBrownJr well *I'M* not fucking a sasquatch no matter what, I'm saving myself for that Breath of the Wild bird

@Quixote171 @Thomas @Slipperywerm @JohnBrownJr @Louisa the principled poster has arrived

no hairy forest men for you, no, it's gotta be a bird man from a video game

@Louisa @Thomas @pig

Listen, there's no shame in it. Fuck Bigfoot.
That's your brand now. Lean into it.

@Quixote171 @Thomas @pig I can't hear you I've never thought about sex in my life

@Louisa @Thomas @pig
Says the women who bullied at least four (4) men into posting shirtless selfies last night.

(That's only four (4) that I know of. Could be twenty (20)!)

@Louisa @Thomas @pig

Well, I won't stand for it, unless you tell me too, in which case, I will because you're a hundred percent in charge. Here's my lunch money and an apple that I was saving for a snack later

@Quixote171 @Thomas @pig that's more like it, I'm gonna whip this apple at a cop car

@Louisa @Thomas @pig
That is fair and just, and what that cop likely deserves

@pig I am trying to brag to my friends who just got here, thank you

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