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Nice lily you got there

Sure would be a shame if someone,,,,,,,

g i l d e d i t

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Waluigi's dick looks like a crinkle cut french fry, and you can take that to the bank

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1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

Food 

The recap at the beginning of this episode of Westworld was its own perfect little movie, scenes that brought you up to speed but only one word spoken in the very last clip

Oh woops I have a new Westworld episode to watch

Smiling wistfully as I remember picking a fight with the satellite moon, and how I won, that moon is yesterday's news

Soon the entire economy will be women who were laid off selling nudes to men who work from home

@​pig@​jorts.horse I'm vetoing this, nothing is forbidden with PokΓ©mon anymore

Ha, just now some notifications are federating for me from 10 hours ago, sorry if I'm ignoring you it's not on purpose

Hello, humble followers of my alt. Please boost this post to let the fediverse know where they can find me when radtown has trouble

It's pretty simple: making jokes about Trump being fat doesn't hurt Trump, it hurts your fat friends. And calling let-me-speak-to-your-manager assholes "Karen/Stephanie/Jessica" doesn't hurt them, it hurts your friends named Karen/Stephanie/Jessica. ?? Is this not obvious???

Hey, all y'all who get skittish about letting the internet see your face: think of the good brain buzzes you'll get from sharing a masked selfie

Covid mask, ec 

Selfies ec, ootd 

you ever think about how people have probably been roasting each other since forever? like, peasants in 12th century feudal thuringia were probably all like "Ho, Berinon! The coarse and loutish stone in yonder field doth bear a semblance to thy own character! Surely, you and he are distant kin?"

If you're a white cis man and you've decided making fun of white cis women is the acceptable kind of misogyny for your leftist lifestyle: hey man, what the fuck is wrong with you

current events shitpost 

Tired: my instance federating 12 hours out of order makes it hard to tell what conversations are actually happening now

Wired: I can see through time

who would you want on your side in a fight

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