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If you make a post inspired by one of my posts, I steal a piece of your soul and grow stronger

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Thinking about a new kind of guy, a cool female guy, and it's me

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Nice lily you got there

Sure would be a shame if someone,,,,,,,

g i l d e d i t

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Waluigi's dick looks like a crinkle cut french fry, and you can take that to the bank

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1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

I wish Everything Bagel Thins had more onion, the way it is now every few bites you're just reminded of the existence of onions

Time to change it to low viscosity winter weight*

*Drink a lot of olive oil

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CSA mention in fiction 

If you don't find a secret room with a bed, a camera on a tripod, and a damning stuffed animal as evidence are you even in a modern noir

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CSA mention in fiction 

Every modern detective thriller is like "What if the series of elaborate murders peppered with inscrutable clues........... was actually about a child pornography ring"

I know it's the worst thing imaginable but like, murder is pretty bad, it's bad enough for a compelling story even

YouTube video: restoring an antique chair

YouTube title: I DESTROY this chair to try and fix it!!!!!!!!! CAN IT BE DONE?????

a high yield crop that thrives in poor soil conditions?! that’s right, it’s your friend, probably your BEST friend if we’re being honest, the potato πŸ₯”

Weird food feelings 

I'm having a problem I almost never have, I know I'm hungry and thirsty but I don't want anything, anything I could make doesn't sound appealing

I guess I drink something first and see if food sounds better?

if the Green Knight was like "anything you do to me, i will return in one year's time" then i'd simply give him a bitcoin and receive it a year later to teach him a powerful lesson.

why does nobody in the movie mention this? very unrealistic.

I really like the trend of saying exactly how many years, months and days a person lived, so I (the casual cemetery goer) don't have to do any math

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Today I hiked out to the 1749 Quaker Meeting House, the 200 year old cemetery, the combination Meeting House-Cemetery

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and I say, the problem with ska music is that it isn't horny ENOUGH

It's great to see the old timey names in this ~1790-1890 cemetery, like Beulah, or Adelaide, or Euphemia, orβ€” wait a minute

think one of the funniest replies I've gotten on here was after posting some sculpture stuff someone going "wow must be nice to have a table"

The diagram of people who say "just let people like things!" about their own interests and the ones who shit all over anything anyone else likes is pretty much a circle

never mattered before, who cares but here I am perpetual #MorningCrew

It's so cold even my pajamas and socks and blanket aren't quite enough, but I'm NOT turning the heat on when it's going to be 75Β° again in a few days

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