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If you make a post inspired by one of my posts, I steal a piece of your soul and grow stronger

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Thinking about a new kind of guy, a cool female guy, and it's me

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Nice lily you got there

Sure would be a shame if someone,,,,,,,

g i l d e d i t

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Waluigi's dick looks like a crinkle cut french fry, and you can take that to the bank

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1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

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Stock photos 

I love this man

You *will not* be able to look at a collection of stock photos featuring people without seeing him

Please absorb the fact that he has done more than one stock photo shoot about couples therapy, where one of the couple is a plastic skeleton

Looking at the work of an artist I stumbled upon who makes giant adorable bird-shaped pillows: whoa these are great, I hope they make a living from these cool pillows

Artist: my fursuit commissions are open!

Me: ah yes

What if 

I were Romeo in black jeans?
What if I was Heathcliff, it's no myth 🎶🎶🎶

All I want from Stop Podcasting Yourself is for them to have their comedian friends on, and they keep inviting new people who don't know how to have a conversation

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If you're American and want to lose your mind about bad accents/characterization, please watch BBC period dramas where "Americans" say things like "ring her up", "damn and blast", and "not by a long chalk"

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Fifteen minutes away! The 1886 #BrujosGUM 🔮 are long dead and buried, even in their home universe—but courtesy of Twitch and OOTP, you can see them play some amazing baseball!

More info:

Fun begins at 7:05 PM EDT:

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Miniature cabinet of curiosities project 

I know I'm shooting myself in the foot by posting about this too soon but I'm going to post each item as it's done, I think

First: a new type of guy

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If you're one of the many people who've told me you can't make our Friday broadcasts: your luck's in.

This week, every night at 7:05 PM EDT, you can hear me and @Louisa call a couple games for the 1886 Brujos de Guayama, a team that—I think it's fair to say—has defied all our expectations.

Check out the schedule at the link, and feel free to ask questions:

At 7:05 PM EDT, head on over to:


This one's got Greg Wise in it, noted Emma Thompson husband

That seems like a nice marriage huh, she's older and more famous but they've been happy for 20 years, since they met on the set of Sense & Sensibility

How do you fix an opposite-Ghostbusters, because my fridge has started freezing some of the eggs in the egg holder

I sure wish Toot would let you flip the controls if you're left handed


Character: ohhhh Jacko was always such a favorite with the ladies!

Me, who sees Jacko was played by Burn Gorman: is that right

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