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Nice lily you got there

Sure would be a shame if someone,,,,,,,

g i l d e d i t

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Waluigi's dick looks like a crinkle cut french fry, and you can take that to the bank

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1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

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i'm normal as hell, and i'm gonna take it plenty more! i holler out of my apartment window as men wearing jumpsuits try to catch my head in a butterfly net on a long pole

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If I played baseball, my walk-up song would be the Bob Newhart Show theme.

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@Louisa another classic rollercoaster of emotion from PigToot, LLC

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It sounds extremely sarcastic to say "I hate this"

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Husband is too clunky a word. I would like to propose, the Mife

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I don't think you're right about Phil Collins

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if i dont follow you back and we interact, it's 99.99% chance that im just thinking i follow you anyways

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Fellas, is it gay to be attracted to men

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you #CanCheck if you want to
you can leave your brews behind

You, when someone says you have beautiful skin, etc: pfft, I didn't *achieve* this, this just happened, I wish people would compliment something I worked on instead

Me, when someone says I have beautiful eyes: om nom nom nom

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real "feeling constrained by the bonds of mortality and unable to free myself from the trappings of fear and rage and i must tear off my flesh to release the cosmos from within me before i am consumed and become star dust" hours who up?

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Been faving a lot of great threads I'm not in lately

Casting spoilers for The Crown 

Bread posting 

Dinner 

Sauteing some chicken, listening to Believe It Or Not (Greatest American Hero Theme) on repeat, doing pretty good

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sometimes i am like, man i wish i could have a bright flaming dbz aura. and the other times i remember this beartato

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