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Nice lily you got there

Sure would be a shame if someone,,,,,,,

g i l d e d i t

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Waluigi's dick looks like a crinkle cut french fry, and you can take that to the bank

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1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

Exciting! How many more hundreds of fucking miles away will my package travel, I wonder

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The longer I'm on the fediverse the more grateful I am that my main is on a badly moderated instance that doesn't give a fuck about me, and I don't have to try to navigate an admin's personal preferences

I've showered, I've tidied up, and I've eaten some soup

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Very hungry since I woke up at 7, yet still in bed at 9:30— the Louisa story


The thing I always think after reading or watching any adaptation of Little Women is: let Jo write sensationalist trash

Bhaer """justifiably""" shames her for writing it instead of writing something appropriate, like a recount of her dowdy childhood, and she thanks him for it

Fuck that, I bet her story about the cannibal cult or whatever was great, you dumbass

I ordered something that shipped from New Jersey

I'm in Delaware

It left yesterday morning

FedEx says it'll arrive September 30th

Little Women, 2019: Amy (Florence Pugh) scolds Laurie (Timothée Chalamet) for his licentious lifestyle

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I'm watching the 2019 Little Women, and 1) how could you have Professor Bhaer NOT BE GERMAN, 2) Florence Pugh sure has an unpleasant voice

One thing we all agree on: Wario and Waluigi are NOT brothers

Earlier tonight I had the best text conversation of my life

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It's so boring at the laundromat y'all, 5 more minutes and I can fold my clothes

Like wrestling, a lot of slow zooms in on someone's face: they're supposed to be feeling an emotion but they have no way to convey this to you, the audience

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I can see but not hear a soap opera now and holy shit the acting is so bad, like WWE level bad acting

Commercial: don't you want to enjoy life? [shot of a grandma at a picnic, just laughing and rubbing her whole face against a toddler's whole face before letting them feed her a strawberry]

Me: wh—

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The only time I see TV commercials now is the laundromat, and boy, Covid really hasn't stopped drug companies from advertising medications as a way to get out there and enjoy parties or concerts or whatever huh

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