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If you make a post inspired by one of my posts, I steal a piece of your soul and grow stronger

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Thinking about a new kind of guy, a cool female guy, and it's me

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Nice lily you got there

Sure would be a shame if someone,,,,,,,

g i l d e d i t

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Waluigi's dick looks like a crinkle cut french fry, and you can take that to the bank

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1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

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my only job is to eat some mother FUCKING french fries

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It's 5/10, hope you "half" a nice day! 😆 from your pal Blue

Taxes ⚰️ 

Fuck 👏 you 👏 H&R Block 👏

This year they introduced "we've added this credit!" -> "you can't add this credit without upgrading to the $59.99 version" bullshit, and they do not make it easy to remove that credit lemme tell ya

But hey, state filing is free with them and not TurboTax (last I checked)
so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Breakfast 

Before that though, gotta fuel up of course

My ideal meal is a lot of different bites

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It's with a heavy heart that I must announce it's taxes-doing day

My age doesn't change, I only exist in the hell dimension, but it's my younger brother's birthday today and him getting older is an affront

Dinner 

Steak and avocado salad

Sometimes you just kind of make a vinaigrette and put it on chunks of stuff, don't you

This time it's avocado, shallot, cherry tomatoes and bleu cheese crumbles

Update: I'm making a cake, those 6" cake pans were a great purchase

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I do have a box of yellow cake mix, my dirty little secret is liking cake mix even though I don't think it's good, it's the pure nostalgia of friend's birthday parties (my mother would not buy it)

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Eating 5 lbs. of gummi bears right before I get murdered, to really give the coroner something to talk about at cocktail parties

Me yesterday: made a cake to give away, check, all done

Me today: ........but where's MY cake

I have delivered the cake, hugged, mumbled noncommittally about calling her if I need anything once I get my second covid shot; the mother's day ritual is complete

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you should dial it back didn't work, Alexa play Despacito

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Me, falling asleep: I guess it's sleep time for real

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Lemon pound cake recipe 

In case you'd like to make one, it's easy with a food processor or blender— also delicious with any other citrus fruit or just plain

The recipe uses the zest from 2 lemons but just 2 teaspoons of juice— so I've always juiced both lemons and mixed the extra juice with sugar (I eyeball about 5 tablespoons) to make a thin syrup that I brush on the top and sides to enhance the lemon flavor

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