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Nice lily you got there

Sure would be a shame if someone,,,,,,,

g i l d e d i t

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Waluigi's dick looks like a crinkle cut french fry, and you can take that to the bank

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1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

I don't need to be roasted because I already spend an unreasonable amount of time imagining what people would say to roast me

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I'm standing alone in the center of a paper-mache parade float that says MASTODON! on both sides and I'm waving halfheartedly

I have one of those PVC pipe bars to hang on to, so I don't fall off

Kool & the Gang’s Celebration is playing through tinny speakers

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I can't make a more successful when-you-join-Mastodon post than I already have, time to coast

Narrative gripes 

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Narrative gripes 

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Pork chop & corn 

Using some of my favorite cooking techniques tonight like "intentionally burning things in a pan"

It'll be good don't worry

You know what would be great, if I could turn on alerts for emails but only from certain people

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Fuckin... come on, today of all time is Manny Calavera

Oof, I napped and I think I probably cut off my oxygen while I was sleeping because it was all nightmares

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Spoilers for Babadook; ABBA 

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I'm Louisa and I'll take a depression nap or play some depression video games

Does anyone look at the federated timeline? I barely even look at my home TL and not just my lists

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Old timey recipe, coffins 

I like the "always has been" astronaut gun meme so much because I didn't think you could tell such a complete story in so few images/words

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