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Nice lily you got there

Sure would be a shame if someone,,,,,,,

g i l d e d i t

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Waluigi's dick looks like a crinkle cut french fry, and you can take that to the bank

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1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

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Selfriday, ec 

Why is it that good people here will slip away, and fucking NOTHING will get rid of the dirtbags, even if they're "cancelled" they come back

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take me home

country roads

it's a me


mushroom kingdom

stompin goomba

take peach home


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honestly the person who saw a bunch of rats stuck together and decided that should be called a "rat king" was on a whole other level

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hey fav/boost this and ill assign you a bug based on your profile !! 🐛

Me, working about 32 hours a week at the moment: hooray 3 day weekend

Ah damn I ate my pizza too fast, now what do I do with the rest of my lunch break

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#FF @SanfordianPhil one of the nicest people #OnHere
@Quixote171 if only for the Snake Post office
@ItsJenNotGabby for all the faves and good posts
@Louisa because I am a fool and have brought this on myself on purpose


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the five elements:

Salt (earth, wind, and sea)
Spark (fire, electricity, and SCIENCE!)
Smog (pollution, pestilence, dampness)
Shade (night, shadow, obscurity)
Strange (tentacles, eldritch, the unknowable)

Selfriday, ec 

If Nintendo doesn't release a line of Animal Crossing clothes with this new game we should riot

I thought I heard thunder but it's just extremely fat squirrels on the roof

You ever lie face down to compress your lungs just a bit so you can go to sleep easier from lack of oxygen haha not me tho I'm cool

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I live my life by two rules in that order:
1. eat food
2. lie down

This is a Christmas cracker tier joke

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