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If you make a post inspired by one of my posts, I steal a piece of your soul and grow stronger

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Thinking about a new kind of guy, a cool female guy, and it's me

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Nice lily you got there

Sure would be a shame if someone,,,,,,,

g i l d e d i t

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Waluigi's dick looks like a crinkle cut french fry, and you can take that to the bank

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1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

It's coming together, I made the custard base and it's chilling in the fridge

I always start by thinking I'll experiment with a wild flavor, but once I split open a vanilla bean and drop it into hot cream and sugar it just smells so good

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I think I took this avatar pic with glasses so I'd seem smarter and you'd listen to my TV opinions more

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I thought it was supposed to be warm today and I have all the windows open, it's a bit chilly

But now I see it will be 10 degrees warmer tomorrow, and 10 degrees warmer than that on Saturday 😬

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I'm hanging out with all your IRL friends. I'm repeating your jokes but louder. they think I'm hilarious

Listening to movie people like "yes you're right, I should watch Parasite, mmhmm social commentary" and then going to see the new Thor movie instead

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oh no my life exactly the same character as the oracles of Aerosmith foretold

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Does 12ft.io not work on NYT anymore? Oof

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You should follow me for my art if you like 1) chest hair 2) men not wearing shirts 3) hairy chested shirtless men as depicted 😎💦 Slightly suggestive poses under the image blur!

The unbearable grossness of bodies 

I'll get dead skin in places like the inside of my elbows, dull greyish-brown spots that look like a 1-cell-layer-thick scab

It's not like dead skin on your feet, where you soak & scrub and it's gone, this skin is dead but it's firmly attached, if I give it a really good scrub the skin just gets raw

What does best is a salt scrub in the shower every day for a week, but it's so much work and any time I'm treating one spot another is getting worse, I hate it

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I need to make something today to quiet down the brain buzzing, maybe ice cream and rubber stamps

Heardle 

Today's Heardle is the perfect example of a song that you either get in the first second, or you don't know it at all

#82

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"Thanks anyway but I just went to Taco Bell" —Mastodon

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A True Mastodon Poll™︎ is when you ask what to watch/eat/nail color to use, and then ignore the results

Aforementioned yogurt 

It's a Yoplait Oui

Not as rich and decadent as the aesthetic promised, but not bad

The cute little glass jar will be useful and both labels peeled off easily, 10/10

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