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If you make a post inspired by one of my posts, I steal a piece of your soul and grow stronger

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Thinking about a new kind of guy, a cool female guy, and it's me

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Nice lily you got there

Sure would be a shame if someone,,,,,,,

g i l d e d i t

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Waluigi's dick looks like a crinkle cut french fry, and you can take that to the bank

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1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

I'm really good at coming up with substitutes for alcohol in cooking, because I'm not buying wine or beer just for that

Come listen to me talk about baseball in 15 minutes! Noah knows what he's talking about, but I'm very interested in the AI players' morale

twitch.tv/lnpgaceta

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IN HALF AN HOUR:
We go live with tonight’s :lnp: games!

First (with @Louisa) the #IngenierosRIN :ingenieros: travel to Culebra to take on the local #TortugasCUL :tortugas:

Second (with returning guest KristenCrossing), the #MulosAGB :mulos: face off against the #GuardacostasCAT :guardacostas:

first pitch 7:00 PM

twitch.tv/lnpgaceta

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@breakfastgolem @louisajr [getting out of my car with an "Of course I'd fuck my clone" bumper sticker] is there a problem here

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I thought it had melted from body heat and stuck to my "Of course I'd fuck my clone" shirt

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cutting my hair into a tonsure as penance for being bad at video games

Finally, someone takes restaurant food naming trends down a peg

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What?

CUSTARD is evolving!

Congratulations! Your CUSTARD evolved into BUDINO!

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they say New Jerseyans have over 100 words for something pH acidic: sour, sharp, zesty, tangy, zingy, piquant

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Because they're all cute and good and nice to be identified with, except Barold

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Assigning your friends Animal Crossing villagers is fun

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Pros: nice Super Mario Odyssey look and feel, you do lots of exploring and the level challenges are integrated into the overworld

Cons: Bowser keeps waking up and wrecking my whole scene so I have to either hide or fight him to mixed success, I want to spend an hour doing this blue coin challenge until I get it right! Damn!

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I'm playing Bowser's Fury and it's kicking my ass

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