*stares into space for 2 hours*

Jo never should have married Behr, fuck that old creep

Birds do it
Bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it
Let's be smaller than people

For every molecule of pasta, there is a corresponding molecule of antipasto

Amentillado, the basement sherry for men

oh right on the bus today i almost said out loud “lil baby cat but watch out! it’s got a gun” because it seemed like a good post. the lines between reality and online are getting blurred

When are we going to start doing Bane impressions again, I don't feel like I'm done with that yet

My podcast Show more

A coworker has brought me vanilla-cardamom lotion they got as a Christmas gift because it's not their style- yes it *IS* my style thank you, I DO want to smell like a Scandinavian cookie

Selfie no ec Show more

Show more
Mastodon

Generalistic and moderated instance. All opinions are welcome, but hate speeches are prohibited. Users who don't respect rules will be silenced or suspended, depending on the violation severity.