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Trans people obsessed with building their followings on Twitter are the worst. Unlike me, who just screams like a child for more followers. The True Poster's Way

Playing your pettiness off as a "joke" is extremely healthy and good

my friends love getting together with me as I give a 3 hour dissertation on "Can You Guess Which Bitch Has More Followers Than Me Now???"

I'm 29 and and very excited to see just how bitter I am by 39

HOW HAS THIS NOT BURNED AWAY ANY FOLLOWERS YET WHAT THE HECK

@Jessicacrets

I don't mean to be cheeky... but why do you want more followers?

@smays it's a joke but comes from a real place of thinking more followers means more people like me while simultaneously thinking anyone with a lot of followers is a pandering shill. complicated emotions!

@Jessicacrets

I’ve fantasized about having just one really famous follower. Like Meryl Streep or Sir Timothy John Berners-Lee. A statement, no?

@smays I have a few mildly famous followers but yes I want at least one big one lol

@Jessicacrets

I gotta ask...
What is "mildly famous?"
Just one example, please.

@smays mildly famous is probably putting too much on it. I'm followed by a semi well known film critic, a critically acclaimed cartoonist and the guy who co-wrote the screenplay for die hars

@Jessicacrets

I'm trying to recall how we knew we were worthy and loved before the internet. Christmas cards is all that comes to mind.

@Jessicacrets

It did, but in very small quantities. You could put everyone that really loved you in the back seat of your Chevy.

@Jessicacrets if that wasn't the right way to post, Jessica wouldn't do it

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