I just watched The End of Evangelion for the first time and here is my logical and measured take on it: hahahahahahaha oh my god what the ever loving fuck

I could hear my neighbors having an ugly breakup and when i went outside i found this

while you were studying the blade, I was studying the gun. dumbass. it’s like the most famous adage. you’re fucked now.

making an emoji of a girl on my 300,000 user instance in the hope she'll peg me in a few months time

I made Adrienne read the first issue of Daredevil and I'm pretty sure Stan Lee's terrible writing broke her

gonna take Larry through the wormhole into the Gamma Quadrant. I'm then going to back through alone and destabilize the wormhole, trapping him on the other side, so that I never have to see his Star Trak toots again!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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this bitch is going to sleep. pls lemme know when @Jessicacrets toots again so i can start the morning right.

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someone please help @DirectorBlack is bullying the sweetheart of mastodon!!!!!!

@Jessicacrets @DylTheFunkyHomosexual haha you just realized that you boomer disguised as a millennial or whatever lmao get rekt 😎 🙃

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