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drugs, alcohol 

I love singing the "trust in me" song that the snake in jungle book sings, to strangers

*someone says something bad about the cardinals*
"God damn greatest team in the world, 11 World Series wins, in the greatest city in the world. Home of st. Louis style pizza, provel cheese, weirdly sliced bagels and toasted ravioli, baby!!!!"

One thing I appreciate about my St. Louis heritage is that while I haven't given a shit about baseball in a decade, you say one bad thing about the Cardinals and I immediately become as much of a monster as any other Cardinal's fan. I think this is beautiful

Whoah, the votes are I'm and I remain the cutest masto account for 300 days running. Wow. Honored

*someone says something bad about the cardinals*
"God damn greatest team in the world, 11 World Series wins, in the greatest city in the world. Home of st. Louis style pizza, provel cheese, weirdly sliced bagels and toasted ravioli, baby!!!!"

One thing I appreciate about my St. Louis heritage is that while I haven't given a shit about baseball in a decade, you say one bad thing about the Cardinals and I immediately become as much of a monster as any other Cardinal's fan. I think this is beautiful

I will start a cult preaching the TRUTH ABOUT THE SPEED FORCE (that superman should have access to it) and in a thousand years it will eclipse all modern religions and I will be viewed as The First Pope of the Church of the Speed Force Truth

Just called my wife "Perv Alpert and the Tijuana Brass"

I spend way too much time thinking about why Superman is not connected to the speed force even though he's got superspeed and is probably at least as fast as Jay Garrick.

I meow meow here and I meow meow there, oh I meow meow everywhere *does somersault*

People love to Ask, Sweetheart of Mastodon, how did you get so sweet and I give a gentle laugh and say "candy🍬🍭🍫"

Ready or Not (2019) 

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