James @JamesF@mastodon.xyz

I'm now in that 'just found out a big fuck off spider's been hiding in my room, possibly for weeks, maybe even months, and oh god what if there's more' state. Every little itch or slight touch is creeping me out. My only comfort is that it looks like the kind of spider that would eat any other spiders it found

Got the little bastard

Found it again and it's crawling up my curtain, I hope to god it just makes a break for it out the window

And now I've completely lost it, nahhhhhhhhhh fuck this

The biggest spider I've ever seen just scuttled across the floor into the open, stayed still for 5 minutes as I stared at it, then fucked off into a dark corner where I can barely see. I usually just trap the little fuckers in a glass and put them outside, but this one looks like it's on high alert, fuck

No more followers please, I'm exactly where I want to be

Haven't seen enough of these on here https://mastodon.xyz/media/60ndKOJJN93ks35XmXE

Wow, the eye fix for Mass Effect Andromeda makes such a difference. Now if they fix the lipsync the characters might look like actual human beings if you squint a bit. via http://www.pcgamer.com/mass-effect-andromedas-eyes-look-much-better-as-of-today

https://mastodon.xyz/media/Jnyb4DcWGttPVfxsohY

Just converted all this code into something comprehensible. It took a while

https://mastodon.xyz/media/iZXkvYoRgYl0uASdf0g https://mastodon.xyz/media/22bGzZ6FQ7sApsjkHc4

And the night ended with some people I know getting into the dumbest fight I've ever seen. There was a completely separate fight happening as we were walking home, to which one of the geniuses in our group thought it was a good idea to film and shout "WORLDSTAR!" as he did it, which led to him getting his shirt ripped to shit and someone I actually like getting a black eye. What a dumb night

Today I spent £10 to get into the worst club in the entire world and I'm fuming about it

Everyone listen to the new Mastodon album, it's really quite good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZt7PPjpKuA

Can someone confirm if all the French speaking people are shitposting just as much as us? Every time I see French I assume it's all sophisticated and philosophical, but knowing this place they're probably just talking about cleaning brands