Jack Cameron @JackCameron@mastodon.xyz

Day Two of Tooting (for me)

"It's relatively easy to agree that only Homo sapiens can speak about things that don't really exist, and believe six impossible things before breakfast. You could never convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising him limitless bananas after death in monkey heaven."
- Yuval Noah Harari, Sapiens

And now someone at some point will ask me, "Did you see his toot?"

"What have you been doing all this time?"
"Just sitting in this chair tooting. It's what I do."

I just started tooting a half hour ago. And now it seems I am unable to stop. Good thing I'm home alone.

"You were tooting with her last night! Weren't you?"

"We know about your toots!"
"Did you think you could toot and we would not hear it?"
"Your toots are very troubling. Possibly criminal."

It should be at least a couple of years before the TSA asks about our Mastadon activities. I hope they say, "Tell us about your tooting."

I can now say "Someone boosted my toot!"

Is Mastadon the next Facebook? Or is it the next Ello.com?