JDexter @JDexter@mastodon.xyz

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you never know which of your toots people are gonna like. so for the love of God please stop hesitating and just post everything in your brain already

It's 69F outside right now. For those of you used to celsius temperatures, you can get a sense of what that's like by remembering "69 = nice"

@Xibanya don't 👏 call 👏 yourself 👏 a 👏 cynic 👏 if 👏 you 👏 don't 👏 live 👏 in 👏 a 👏 barrel 👏

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Something to think about...

If you like #mastodon you would have loved the internet in the late 90s.

Here's your one and only chance to take that back. No, not only on twitter.

Don't centralize your life. Don't rely on a single corporation helping them accumulate too much power. Like Facebook or GMail.

Diversify and try to control your own data.

When I minimize a Microsoft Edge's window, YouTube stops playing. Microsoft, we're not on android

i don't miss being a kid it's just weird thinking i'll never be one again

We have reached 150'000 users here! https://instances.mastodon.xyz

Mastodon is a little like Wordpress, in that a lot of the posts on Mastodon are about Mastodon, but different in that a lot of those posts are actually interesting

*upsets a bunch of people and makes ass of self*

ha-ha you all were just a part of my social experiment! i cant believe you all fell for such an obvious troll.

Boyfriend: *weeping* do you have to do this every time we visit my parents

BORN TO TOOT
BIRDSITE IS FUCK
Jinx Em All 2017
I am shit post
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