Fly: Ooh, I'll just fly into this beer glass!
Me: I hate you, fly.
Fly: Look at me rubbing my legs together and walking around! Yes!
Me: Can flies drink alcohol? I was almost finished.
Fly: Walking! Oh yes! All over!
Me: Oh look, there's a beer coaster trapping you, Mr. Fly. Will you survive?
Fly: Oblivious! Walking! Whee!
@HerraBRE At least the fly died due to ambition?
@hummingrain Actually, it escaped when the staff collected the empty glass.
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