When you die, your soul is split in half. The part of your soul that did only good goes to The Good Place. The other half goes to The Bad Place.

dailykillersudoku.com/puzzle/1 is a really good but really hard killer sudoku that took me 1 hour 55 minutes to beat.

(Having to almost constantly focus on two different customers while being a cashier is *soooo* draining. No individual person was actually troublesome though.)

Reminder: You have the power to kill everybody on a planet. Specifically, the planet Venus.

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You: rents are high because there aren’t enough apartments in my fabulous west coast city
Me: you are like a baby. Watch this:

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You ever think about how the push against free college in the US is probably backed by the military industrial complex because free college is one of the only incentives they can actually offer to poor Americans?

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Against the Logic of the Guillotine

Why the Paris Commune Burned the Guillotine—and We Should Too

crimethinc.com/2019/04/08/agai

I think that's a very good text and I wish all people on the left read it.

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A friend got injured and now having trouble paying their Uber Ambulance.

They have some Libra cryptocoin saved but are short.

But Facebook is having a promotion of double rewards for extra engagement, so if you can give a like or share it would really help them.

#TootFic #MicroFiction

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US pol, *EVERYONE* in the US needs to know 

Code doesn't go to the standard library to die, like many oft say. Instead, code goes to the standard library to crystallize. Once crystallized, it can never change its shape, so hopefully its shape is near perfect enough for the task. But ultimately, it doesn't die.

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you've heard of 10x engineers...

I'm the 10x vacation taker. I'm so efficient in taking vacation I'll almost never be at work, holding you back and having meetings. Increasing efficiency by not staying in your path and asking questions you don't want to hear.

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10x napper. I sleep 10 times more than other employees. I'm such a powerful napper I can nap anywhere, anytime. Tense situation? I take a panic nap. Pager rings? I instantly fall asleep. Time to code something? You guessed it: I nap it over.

"customer traffic from non-paying customers" uhhh

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You don't have to read the entire patent application, just search for "sorry":

patents.google.com/patent/US93

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(via @qbi)

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