Haroldina @Haroldina@mastodon.xyz

There's a reason I call her Cuddle Bug

I've always wanted a shoulder cat

Tell my wife I love her.

Hey, look! It's a Gwen and a cuddle bug!

This look screams "biker at a light" but she's lying on her back and she's the one rumbling.

I miss these two.

We just got back from saying our final goodbyes to the squackliest fruit bat there ever was. There's a cat-shaped hole in our lives.

Damn stigmata

I looked in the mirror at work and actually felt pretty good about how I looked. Then I took a picture and something seems a little off. It's like hearing your voice on a recording.

No dice.

Sorry, no, dice.

Sixteen and one half hours. This is definitely why I pay for this service.

I'd like to think they're being sweet, but this is the warmest room in the house.

Yup, those highs and lows all make sense in that order.

(For reference, the link is just a search for the name of the place)

My school is using this picture on the front page of their website. Is this kid Bluto's grandson or something? I mean, I've got a shirt that says "COLLEGE" on it as a joke, but I wouldn't wear it in a stock photo.

Fun stuff.

Sometimes it feels like street view is messing with me. I was trying to figure out why somebody was talking about something being at skyway level when there weren't any buildings tall enough for a skyway. Then I moved the view about 100 feet and a building appeared.

"what the fuck is happening?!"