it should be noted I'm a programmer and not in any way good at paint.net

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Every Friday at work I slightly alter an image of Joe Biden eating ice cream and send it to our spam chat mastodon.xyz/media/DUUCKLr7YxC

The umbrella handle of the woman in front of me on the train looks like my ex's vibrator.

...weird start to my morning

In the very near future I'm either going to start figuring some things out finally, or lose my goddamn mind

Pork chops over spinach, cuz I'm trying to eat healthy

Then made a quesadilla, because I want to fucking enjoy my life

And what do we say to the God of Death?

"Fucking finally, took you long enough..."

you ever come across a big chunk of code with your name on it and no recollection of ever writing it?

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