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What do clocks do when they're hungry?
They go back four seconds.

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We do not use Alexa's shopping list.

This is everything she thinks we wanted adding to the shopping list over the past two years.

Mars' only inhabitants are robots. πŸ€–

I recently remade the Open Source page on my site to highlight some of my most used packages, and give some stats.

I'm almost up to 300k downloads! 😁

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jordanhall.co.uk/open-source

Anxiety is like when a video game's battle music starts up, even though there are no enemies nearby.

Just released a package that allows you to programmatically determine if GitHub is working well, or experiencing issues. πŸ˜πŸ‘

Link: github.com/DivineOmega/php-git …

I'm incredibly happy to announce that `password_exposed` has reached over 25k installs! πŸŽ‰πŸ˜πŸ‘

This package lets you check if a password has been exposed in a data breach. πŸ”’

Link: github.com/DivineOmega/passwor

@troyhunt @haveibeenpwned

I just accidentally pushed some code my 1 year old daughter made to production. She commented out a closing brace, killing a whole group of pages.

Thankfully it was just my personal site, but we obviously have a great programmer in the making! πŸ˜πŸ‘

Just released an open source library to calculate the distances between points, using a variety of formulas.

github.com/DivineOmega/php-dis

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