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What do clocks do when they're hungry?
They go back four seconds.


We do not use Alexa's shopping list.

This is everything she thinks we wanted adding to the shopping list over the past two years.

Mars' only inhabitants are robots. πŸ€–

I recently remade the Open Source page on my site to highlight some of my most used packages, and give some stats.

I'm almost up to 300k downloads! 😁


Anxiety is like when a video game's battle music starts up, even though there are no enemies nearby.

Just released a package that allows you to programmatically determine if GitHub is working well, or experiencing issues. πŸ˜πŸ‘

Link: …

I'm incredibly happy to announce that `password_exposed` has reached over 25k installs! πŸŽ‰πŸ˜πŸ‘

This package lets you check if a password has been exposed in a data breach. πŸ”’


@troyhunt @haveibeenpwned

I just accidentally pushed some code my 1 year old daughter made to production. She commented out a closing brace, killing a whole group of pages.

Thankfully it was just my personal site, but we obviously have a great programmer in the making! πŸ˜πŸ‘

Just released an open source library to calculate the distances between points, using a variety of formulas.

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