How do you measure the weight of a millennial?

Instagrams.

Would you buy/use a computer that ran 3x slower than modern machines if it were more secure (less vulnerable to side-channel attacks)?

Our local ice cream van has contactless payment by Android Pay.

My PHP library for checking if a password has been exposed in a data breach has reached over 50k downloads. 馃憦馃帀

Link: github.com/DivineOmega/passwor

@haveibeenpwned @troyhunt

Understanding of any particular computer program ranges between the following two states.

- I understand this completely.
- How has this ever worked?

My primary monitor failed a few days ago. It's given me over 10 years of service. The power LED died after about 6 years, but the display itself kept on ticking.

Preparing the next major release of my data migration tool, UXDM. Not much left to do. 馃憦

github.com/DivineOmega/uxdm/pu

"Dad, what are clouds made of?"
"Linux servers, mostly."

A simple Ubuntu re-install that should have taken ~30 minutes, turning into several hours because of a corrupt download and EFI issues. 鈽

Why can I never find a USB drive when I need one?

@gunner

Programming and Gaming
SNES games and old cartoons
A wizard
A programming wizard

The latest version of @phpstorm has proper Blade template debugging. Sweet! 馃榿馃憤

Just finished watching . I liked it, but was left wondering where the rest of the story was.

Just released a UXDM bug fix that ensures Eloquent models containing JSON casts update correctly. 馃榿馃憤馃敡

github.com/DivineOmega/uxdm/re

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