Jordan Hall @DivineOmega@mastodon.xyz

Two wind turbines are in a field.

One says to the other, "What type of music do you like?"

The other replies, "Well I'm a big metal fan".

UXDM can now source data from Microsoft SQL server databases, using the new MSSQL Source object. 🎉

If you need to migrate data from a MSSQL DB, using PHP, this might be a good option.

https://github.com/DivineOmega/uxdm/blob/master/docs/sources/MSSQLSource.md

#uxdm #php #webdev #opensource #sql #Microsoft

Blood donation breakthrough sees scientists convert all types to O using gut bacteria — RT World News https://www.rt.com/news/461682-blood-type-gut-bacteria/?fbclid=IwAR0UYSDabhjtNgxL3zNyPf0UGMQykyK_XKqbILnIxdtaMTp0rXRVv5ec5Mc

#WatchDogsLegion looks pretty amazing. The concept of being to play as anyone will be very impressive if its implemented as they seem to be suggesting.

My open source packages reached a cumulative total of over half a million downloads recently! 🎉😃👍

#opensource #webdev #php #javascript

https://jordanhall.co.uk/open-source

I have been using PHP for over 12 years now, and programming for several years more.

I still can not remember date formatting beyond 'Y-m-d h:i:s'.

#webdev #programming #php

Unpopular opinion: SPAs are overused in modern web development.

#webdev #javascript

This weekend I pushed out a Laravel library that stores your users' last activity within your application. 🧑👩

#laravel #php #webdev #opensource

https://github.com/DivineOmega/laravel-last-activity

Got the opportunity to do some gardening today.

Weeding and putting down mulch. 👍

🌸🌼🏵️🌷🌹🌻

@hypolite Hi there! 👋

Ford delivery robot.

https://youtu.be/WHWciIxNK2c

How do you measure the weight of a millennial?

Instagrams.

My artisan menu package did pretty well today! 😃🎉

Link: https://github.com/DivineOmega/artisan-menu

#opensource #php #laravel #artisan @laravelphp

Our local ice cream van has contactless payment by Android Pay. #TheFuture

Why American Farmers Are Hacking Their Tractors With Ukrainian Firmware https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/xykkkd/why-american-farmers-are-hacking-their-tractors-with-ukrainian-firmware?utm_campaign=sharebutton

My PHP library for checking if a password has been exposed in a data breach has reached over 50k downloads. 👏🎉

Link: https://github.com/DivineOmega/password_exposed

#opensource #php #security #passwords @haveibeenpwned @troyhunt

Today I threw together a PHP library for parsing Wikitext formatted strings.

#php #opensource #wikimedia #wikipedia

https://github.com/DivineOmega/php-wikitext-parser

Understanding of any particular computer program ranges between the following two states.

- I understand this completely.
- How has this ever worked?