My 15 month old daughter learnt the word fork today. Dinner time consisted of her shouting 'fork fork fork' a million times.

Guess how she pronounces fork. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ΄

"Two things are infinite - the universe and node_modules. And I'm not sure about the universe."

Albert Einstein

I recently released a new open source PHP library to convert Wikipedia article infoboxes to associative arrays. πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘

github.com/DivineOmega/wikiped

The question all web devs should be asking themselves:

Does your JS framework spark joy?

How can there be a Captain's log when the Enterprise doesn't seem to have any toilets?

Lots happened in 2018.

- My first full year of being a dad!
- Daughter's 1st birthday!
- New job at @LangleyFoxall.
- Learnt React & React Native.
- Created ~35 new open source packages.
- Over 300,000 package downloads.

jordanhall.co.uk/2018-achievem

I just added a link to my Mastodon profile on my personal website. πŸ˜€

jordanhall.co.uk/

What do clocks do when they're hungry?
They go back four seconds.

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