I was just thinking.... If I was in a situation where I ever had to dance, usually the prospect would terrify me. But I've just realized something bizarrely reassuring: Theresa May.
Who knew that our ex prime minister could offer such a source of reassurance. She danced so badly that I could replicate her dance ironically and it'd be a laugh.
Anyone for a creme brulé? Only slightly overcooked, just didn't fancy it anymore https://mastodon.xyz/media/ze-FzSo35aXu7XDXXIQ
My glorious dinner earlier 😍 it's amazing what you can do with a bit of cheese sauce and new potatoes https://mastodon.xyz/media/s-aQ1Dv9cWKZoqfj6kE
Send halp... I'm consuming a dangerous quantity of ginger biscuits https://mastodon.xyz/media/FNXhYY2zf5S7fQY2w8E
Gise help me. MY ID IS EXPIRING!! iClouds website isnt working. Halp wat do. I hope iCloud Inc are merciful https://mastodon.xyz/media/HtEJC46ItcwrXI4TeTA
Hate To be posting food all the time but... Twas a Labour of love! https://mastodon.xyz/media/T07vvTl0sq7kIGNCmy4
My dad (despite my reluctance) has bought one of those dodgy set top boxes off a friend of his... What's your bet it's crawling with malware? https://mastodon.xyz/media/wtP1bW5HGSwFtbiZeXY
BREAKING NEWS ABOUT THE ROYAL WEDDING
I dont give a damn.
ITS 2 FUCKING PEOLLE GETTING MARRIED!!! GET OVER IT. https://mastodon.xyz/media/5XGLzwwCkgyUYz9qcTg
Here it is... Been working toward my goal of breaking my 12 hour streak last week with success!!!
I'l eventually up this to 3 hours a day, giving me 21 hours of study a week. But for now, this is exactly what I need for what I'm studying.
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