I was just thinking.... If I was in a situation where I ever had to dance, usually the prospect would terrify me. But I've just realized something bizarrely reassuring: Theresa May.

Who knew that our ex prime minister could offer such a source of reassurance. She danced so badly that I could replicate her dance ironically and it'd be a laugh.

Perfect.

My glorious dinner earlier 😍 it's amazing what you can do with a bit of cheese sauce and new potatoes mastodon.xyz/media/s-aQ1Dv9cWK

Holy bike riding Jesus Christ... How in the living Christ's name can your OS take up 68GB of disk space!? I think Solus takes up like 5gb, tops oob.

Wtf? mastodon.xyz/media/ZkYCnMCkggJ

Gise help me. MY ID IS EXPIRING!! iClouds website isnt working. Halp wat do. I hope iCloud Inc are merciful mastodon.xyz/media/HtEJC46Itcw

My dad (despite my reluctance) has bought one of those dodgy set top boxes off a friend of his... What's your bet it's crawling with malware? mastodon.xyz/media/wtP1bW5HGSw

BREAKING NEWS ABOUT THE ROYAL WEDDING 

THE INTERNATIONALE IDEALLLL UNITEESSS THE HUMANNN RACEEEEEE

Play for glorious tunage!

Here it is... Been working toward my goal of breaking my 12 hour streak last week with success!!!

I'l eventually up this to 3 hours a day, giving me 21 hours of study a week. But for now, this is exactly what I need for what I'm studying.

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