If you dread end stage capitalism clap your hands πŸ‘πŸ‘

If you dread end stage capitalism clap your hands πŸ‘ πŸ‘

If you dread end stage capitalism and you really want to show it

if you dread end stage capitalism GUILLOTINE πŸ‘ πŸ‘

Crossposted from the Bird 

Oh god, I start my grade 2 piano stuff tomorrow. Its a pretty big step up! Cant believe its been over a year since I started playing

I was just thinking.... If I was in a situation where I ever had to dance, usually the prospect would terrify me. But I've just realized something bizarrely reassuring: Theresa May.

Who knew that our ex prime minister could offer such a source of reassurance. She danced so badly that I could replicate her dance ironically and it'd be a laugh.


Wait, what do you mean Mastodon's first public commit was today 4 years ago? 4 years ago? It's been 4 years?

Don't you just love it when your apps code improves after a refactor, and as a result everything just slowly falls into place?

twice today, I've overheard conversations about the number of stops one needs to stay on a train for. appears that some people think of a stop as passing through a station (while staying on the train), rather than the duration between two stations. meaning that there's a worldview where it's possible to stay on a train for less than one stop.

What the fuck do you do if potential activists within your movement don’t get up and take action?

I was invited into a Young Labour WhatsApp group just after our election devastation, and it had great energy. But it didn’t last longer than 2 nights before everyone stopped talking and planning.

Nothing we set out to do has come to fruition. It’s like no one around here is willing to take action. There’s only so much I can do on my own as an inexperienced activist!

Hoping for a slightly easier day at work tomorrow. My social anxiety these past couple of weeks have been getting worse and worse. I just really hope that tomorrow things are a little easier.

brits hearing about deaths due to benefits cuts: I sleep
brits hearing about skyrocketing homelessness: I sleep
brits hearing about toblerones getting slightly less chocolate: I AM FUCKING OUTRAGED HOW DAAAAARE THEY DO THIS HOW DAAAAARE

Pretty cool: Signal is now using BlurHash (blurha.sh), the image placeholder algorithm I developed, which is also used by Mastodon, and of course Toot!:


remember kids, adulthood is just constant pain and suffering

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Yo aprender a el momento. Soy muy malo a lo, e yo no hablar lo bien pero yo tratar.

Mi gramΓ‘tica es muy malo, pero yo querer ser bueno a lo.

Yo principio 3 mes hace... Yo querer a ser mejor que esté 😣.

Poco a poco yo suponer!

InglΓ©s es mi primario idioma, yo tengo tanto aprender. Yo amor espaΓ±ol, no esperar a aprender mΓ‘s!

I think I'm just now learning just how much self expression means to me. I've almost become a little obsessed with it. Its an obsession I'm glad of.

I cant imagine any other obsession better for my personal development than expression.

It keeps me hooked on the piano, it keeps me hooked on drawing and writing. I'm really excited to see where this leads me.

Im proud of myself today. I had a day off, took a break after yesterday, I did badly in maths, figured ive been doing too much of it recently.

Just chilled out most of today and had a job interview for some part time work over my gap year. It went well, but I wont be taking on the job because of their aggressive sales targets.

But I did just get some chemistry done, which is slowly piecing itself together. Not only that, but I practised more art and learnt something I didnt know yesterday πŸŽ‰


Me > I feel so shit, why do I feel so shit

Also me > 5 hours of sleep, mild heat stroke and doing too much

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