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throwing a molotov cocktail through a window of Barry Manilow's mansion and spray painting "Billy Joel 4 Eva" on his garage

Spoilery Game of Thrones question 

This is the first toot of the rest of my Mastodon account

This is the most controversial thing I’ll ever say 

is drinking water really the way to hydration?? this article sponsored by GAtorade

twitter don,t read this 

I’m still out here every day making #piss jokes holding it down for my team

🎢 I'm the bad goy might seduce your rab-bi 🎢

I spend so much time asking 'how are you?' I never took the time to ask 'WHY are you?'

the name's Fuck ManWolf, and I'm here to lose my glasses and fall down a ravine

To the tune of Smooth Operator:
🎢 Boob operator 🎢

Really excited for the next batch of cryptid accounts:

-iphone with flappy bird installed
-bigfoot but gayer
-commercially viable fusion energy
-the piss tape
-The City of Marfa, TX

gonna dive into this parenting discourse

...
and then dry off using MANDRYR

Halo "double kill" voice guy voice:
Double negative

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