Gentleman, I have not forgotten about you. Your safety tips for going out tonight are:
Make sure your partner is well fed before you attempt to reproduce.
Make sure all the parts you use during coitus are well attached.
Watch out for getting poisoned I guess?
@Gogogadgetpants
Also: Watch out for scopolamine, the world's most terrifying date-rape drug. In its native Colombia its called "Devil's Breath".
@ChristianD Geez, I bet you could get drunk idiots to drink that just based on the cool name. It sounds cinnamon flavored.
@Gogogadgetpants
All you'd need to do is blow a tiny amount of the powder substance in someone's face, and they'd be under your complete control within 5-10 minutes. To the rest of the world, you'd look completely normal (fully awake, articulate, knowledgeable, etc.), but you would have no free will of your own; you would do whatever you were told to. After it wore off, you would have no memory of what happened. 😱
@Gogogadgetpants
VICE has an documentary about it if you're interested. Scary stuff.
https://youtu.be/ToQ8PWYnu04
@ChristianD I'll definitely check it out!