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Ladies, when you go out tonight remember these safety tips:
Wear bright colors to indicate to predators that you are poisonous.
Look bigger than you are! Hold your arms out and take up space!
Maybe paint a face on your back to confuse them?
@Gogogadgetpants sound tips! will bear them in mind out and about 😉
@applecandy I am sure you are looking v. dangerous today!
@Gogogadgetpants @applecandy
The Supreme Court will now hear the case of Looking v. Dangerous, 2017
@ChristianD @Gogogadgetpants fierce clothes with plenty of perfume!