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Pelosi to Milley: Do you have a plan to keep him from starting a nuclear war?
Milley, sighing deeply: Yes ma'am, we've been holding it in reserve, but it's time.
Milley to Twitter employees: Gentlemen, and ladies, you're our last line of defense. Keep him busy as long as you can.
Twitter employees, cracking knuckles, hefting ban-hammers: THIS IS WHAT WE'VE TRAINED FOR
@gamehawk Aside, shouldn't it clear your blue check if you change your display name?
@CarlCravens You'd think! (Possibly it just triggers human review, I dunno.)
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