For the love of St Cobain, please don't lump us Gen-Xers in with the boomers.

I don’t do “Easter” but I found this entertaining so I thought I’d share it.

Oh my goodness I've just learned a thing about The Matrix that causes it to make a lot more sense: In the original script the humans were used as neural network compute clusters by the Machines and as a crucial component of The Matrix itself.

Which is why humans who were aware of the simulation could control aspects of The Matrix - their minds were part of its foundation.

Unfortunately the test audiences had trouble understanding this concept so the studio changed the human role to "batteries".

Just had to tell my daughter "there is no Comic Sans in science"

Just found out 5% of the kindergartners at school have a vax exemption and am horrified

The year is 2174. Technology has advanced to unimaginable levels. And I'm still looking for the cable for that one $#(*$#( device that still takes MiniUSB.

New Ann Leckie book this week. I need to clear out my backlog to get to it

I have gotten my time machine working. As proof of this, next week's lottery numbers areNO CARRIER

TIL that Venus rotates so slowly that if it you were on venus at sunset, you could walk fast enough to keep up with it. You could watch the sunset for as long as you could walk.

I mean you couldn't because Venus is entirely made of fire and lightning and acid and unbelievable atmospheric pressure, and I think there's only a couple sunsets a year. (All the more reason to chase them, right?)

But I still am charmed by this idea of strolling along with the sunset.

Just found out there's an analytics company called Thousand Eyes. Presumably their CTO is Dr. Mabuse?

ffs if you're going to spam me at least don't send HTML in the text/plain fork

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