For the love of St Cobain, please don't lump us Gen-Xers in with the boomers.

I don’t do “Easter” but I found this entertaining so I thought I’d share it.

Oh my goodness I've just learned a thing about The Matrix that causes it to make a lot more sense: In the original script the humans were used as neural network compute clusters by the Machines and as a crucial component of The Matrix itself.

Which is why humans who were aware of the simulation could control aspects of The Matrix - their minds were part of its foundation.

Unfortunately the test audiences had trouble understanding this concept so the studio changed the human role to "batteries".

Just had to tell my daughter "there is no Comic Sans in science"

Just found out 5% of the kindergartners at school have a vax exemption and am horrified

The year is 2174. Technology has advanced to unimaginable levels. And I'm still looking for the cable for that one $#(*$#( device that still takes MiniUSB.

New Ann Leckie book this week. I need to clear out my backlog to get to it

I have gotten my time machine working. As proof of this, next week's lottery numbers areNO CARRIER

Just found out there's an analytics company called Thousand Eyes. Presumably their CTO is Dr. Mabuse?

ffs if you're going to spam me at least don't send HTML in the text/plain fork

Watching Mastodon take off is like HBO's Silicon Valley in real life, except in a universe where Richard Hendricks only has Jian Yang and nobody else

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