I want to live in the imaginary future that conservatives fear
Conservatives: “Leftists want to suck out your soul and put it in a super-sexy androgynous machine, and feed you nothing but a healthy diet of soy products, and tuck you in at night with a gentle kiss on the forehead”
I guess the moral is that nothing will ever be as cool as a conservative nightmare
Conservatives: “I don’t want to live in a leftist world where I’m forced to be nice or I get punished!”
Me: *full eye contact, slowly tapping a Bible”
↩️: Add 1️⃣ to your mana pool. This can only be used to cast W or G spells or to pay the cost of their activated abilities.
1️⃣↩️: Create a 2/1 White Zealot token with Vigilance.
2️⃣↩️: Create a 2/2 Green She-Bear token with Haste.
"2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them."
@Ope psst: we have and through
@LucasTheDrgn I think I hit the character limit when I wrote that ;w;
The social network of the future: No ads, no corporate surveillance, ethical design, and decentralization! Own your data with Mastodon!