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"Sorry Arnold but you've betrayed your classmates, and that makes you a Claaaaaassss Traaaaaaiiiitor!"

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Phillybean is cancelled for his insolence

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No officer I was not "masturbating on the flag". It's called a cum tribute and it's considered very romantic.

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My fursona's persona dosnt look anything like me

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On an all new episode of Coding With Runes...

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Being horny all the time is easier than ever having to get horny.

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Search for "[Your name] the hedgehog" and post the first image that comes up (with CWs for the love of fuck)

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one day micheal cera will change from teenage boy to 63 year old

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Pro tip: if there's a cop nearby and you want to appear nomchalant -- whether or not you doing anything illegal, you really don't need a reason -- drive w/ one hand and pick your nose. cops look for people who seem like they're nervous and trying too hard to "look normal" -- but nobody picks their nose when they're anxious or think they're being watched.

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important issue that isn't addressed enough: why is "Bill" short for "William". who the fuck came up with that bullshit

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John Netflix: Mr. Hamill. we're so excited to be working with you on the Age of Resistance project. A voice actor of your caliber will surely lend an air of clinical barbarism to the character SkekTek.

Mark Hamill: Oh cool. I cant wait to whip out the joker voice on this Muppet-ass looking vulture.

John Netflix: well actually we were kind of hoping you could keep the Scientist's voice similar to the movie...

Mark Hamill - 1/2

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ejected from the vatican for kissing the pope's ring with tongue

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Banging on the walls of vatican city screaming "do better!" and "this is highly problematic!"

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Age of Resistance 

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when my cat decides to be an annoying asshole and meow incessantly at us for no discernable reason, to make her shut up i pick her up and hold her in upside down snuggles for at least 15 minutes

she hates it

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