They don’t like me on social
I’m watching an “Ime”
Hello... it’s me, “Connie Goon”
COMPUTER! SHOW ME TOP-TIER LIBERTARIAN DISCOURSE!
My young son having the time of his life hittin the nip
my 30s are basically the same as my 20s but with a lot more gastrointestinal distress
I fucking hate it when Delbert Grady spills a tray of Avocat on my jacket and then tells me I have to murder my wife and son!
well the people making unlicensed Halloween costumes seem pretty on top of it as we head into Fall...
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Haveing a accident
Fast food places in the city are never as good as the burbs. Without fail.
On probation for being a Nice Boy Of Online
Boot me you pigs! You cowards!
I flew too close to the sun
[2 grizzled cowboys, riding across the prairie]
“i’m fixin’ to do me one of them viral toots”
‘what’s it gonna be about?’
[20 minutes of complete silence]
“eatin’ ass, i reckon”
It sucks you can’t see people’s follows from other instances. It was the way I was finding everyone I lost when I kept getting nuked.
Despite the attempts to silence the truth over on .social the fact remains that Piss Is Tinkle. You can take my 850 followers but Piss Is Tinkle.
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