Perpetual Existential Crisis @Beingandadam@mastodon.xyz
Waiting for the deus ex machina.
I love this meal I cooked so much I wanna take a picture of it and put it on the internet. Or something.
But I won't because of my paranoid belief system.
Boost this toot if:
☑ you boost this toot.
◻ you don't boost this toot.
◻✔️ you do not believe in the law of excluded middle
getting some sweet, sweet social anxiety. I guess I won't be going to church tonight.
My gender is the way Jim Rose says the word "eulogy" in that one X Files episode
I saw someone blasting Korn and rip Jnco jeans yesterday. I'm pretty sure they just stepped out of a time machine from 1998. #freakonaleash
Someone wanna give me a free vacation? I need to get out of town.
Really should've brought headphones with me.
Everyone is dressed so nice today, and I'm just sitting here looking like a slovenly masc. Ugh.
Free advice to men: If you're wearing a tie, please make sure to wear a tie clip. Nobody wants to see your tie flapping around like a flaccid penis.
My feeling today towards politics:
Today is suppose to TCB day,but instead, I'm just sit at the coffee shop and do nothing.
BTW: TOOT in Hebrew means Strawberry 🍓 & in plural form it's TOOTIM 🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓 You're welcome!
Another detailed .gif on how to get verified.
"Someone broke into the building's mailboxes last night."
"Yikes! Wait, people still break into mailboxes?"
"Well, have you seen the cost to shoe a horse these days? I sent a telegram to my MP to complain."
I think I'm intimidated by all the tech people on here. Is that what it's like to be one of those early adopter people?
I'd like to imagine that Thomas Pychon is hanging out on here, somewhere.
But of course, I also think that Thomas Pychon is always hanging out whereever I am.
#Tusky I would love you even more if you opened @ links to profiles in the app rather than the browser.
I just realized no one on the gay elephant site has seen my dope tattoo!
I'm curious to know if there's some sort of relationship between the movie Tootsie and the term Toot.
