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Incredible wet driving skill, makes me wish we saw more races in the damp. Verlein going from p16 to p8 in one lap:

youtu.be/WBRhuhU5WHM

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GARY: thanks for coming over! you can leave your shoes by the door
YOU: why
GARY: oh, uh, I just don't like people to wear shoes in my apartment?
YOU: *in the kitchen, walking all over the plates in your filthy boots* lets dialogue gary

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I'd be getting even more out of my networking degree I'd they had taught some coping strategies for watching percentages increase

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Fleshlight Launch teardown filming in progress. Kinda. If I stopped tooting it would be.

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Me: hmm, I haven't watched TV in awhile, I wonder if there's anything on. It's a Saturday night, though, at 10:30.
*record scratch*
Me: *reviews transcript, mumbles* Saturday...night...
Me: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Me: meh.

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I'm busy trying to film a video about the new Fleshlight Launch sex machine but animal people keep poking me about my domain naming choices.

How's your Saturday night going.

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PS thank you bot makers for putting bot in the name of your bot

Four columns of socialization, three videos open in other tabs

drown me internet, flood me with information, every video and dumb text

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Also for real, one of the bots showed 15,000 signups today, was there some blowup? Or is that a Friday thing?

I just tried to type a tweet and god damn how do you say something meaningful with less than 140 characters

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#libraries #librarians is this something that would be of interest? i've seen a few fellow librarians on here but as far as i can tell there isn't a separate instance yet

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I'm listening to GiantBomb's BeastCast, which apparently is half about fucking pro wrestling anymore so if you ever wanted to hear grown men talk about jobbers and kayfabe and whatever else that's your place

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Anybody know of any good old-time pre-Mastodon GNU Social accounts I can follow? I'm intrigued by their points of view on us johnny-come-latelys.

I just spent three hours trying to build a digital train empire, pretty sure if real life was as simple as "This town needs stone, that town needs a bus route" I could be a multimillionaire

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