Ebert: I don’t care what anyone says, John Leguizamo is way more twisted than the Joker and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Siskel: *slowly shaking his head* What has happened to my sweet boy Eebs?
Ebert: The Joker doesn’t even fart! I’m not sure he even has an ass! How twisted can he be if he is unable to fart?
Ebert: Emmerich even put in comic relief that are direct caricatures of us, but did nothing with it. Why couldn’t he have our characters attacked by Godzilla?
Siskel: I would’ve loved to see Godzilla swallow us whole.
Ebert: I wanted Godzilla to step on me.
Siskel: Just us falling down his meaty and juicy mouth.
The Totally Reel and Actual movie reviews from legendary film critics Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert
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