after the revolution, the first point of order of my ministry's portfolio will be to return starscroll machines to the entrances of all supermarkets in America

@MuseumMichael wow. This toot just surfaced memories I forgot I had.

@Ashkendo The action on the big dial was SO. FUCKIN. SATISFYING.

We need to build solid steel dispensers for scrolls full of astrological dating tips again


@MuseumMichael the younger generations just don’t understand how beautifully weird things used to be.

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