interviewer: mr rochko, i see you created the federated social media website "mastodon", could we see some examples?
eugen, sweating nervously: uh....n...no
@007 Fool. I'm out here boosting cumbledore dumbledore from main. I'm not phased by this stuff
@Gargron I am undone
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